From Darlene in Goodview:

A husband and wife were driving through along Highway 61.  As they approached Winona, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth, then they stopped for lunch. At the counter, the husband asked the blonde waitress, “Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly?” She leaned over the counter and said, “Mick… Dahhhn…Ooolllds.”

*BONUS… Because I read Darlene’s joke on the air on Friday, she wins a free manicure, pedicure, and massage from Total Look School in Cresco!  Wanna be our next winner?  Send me your joke right now: