From Lewis in Rushford:

A woman has HAD IT with her husband’s drinking problem.  Nearly every day, he comes home drunk.  She decides to do something about it.  On Halloween, she dresses up in a devil costume and hides behind a tree on his route home.  Soon, sure enough, the man comes stumbling along the sidewalk.  The wife jumps out from behind the tree dressed as the devil, compelte with horns, a tail, and holding a pitchfork.

“W…W…Who are you?”  asks the man.  

“I’m the devil!” shouts the wife.  

“Well, you oughta come home with me.  You’re not gonna believe this… I’m pretty sure I married your sister!”

– – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –