From Beth in Winona:

A guy shows up to a bar for a costume contest.  Other than the fact that he is carrying a girl on his back, he isn’t wearing any special outfit and doesn’t appear to be wearing a costume of any sort.  

The bouncer at the door says, “Hey man, this is costume party tonight.  Gotta have a costume to come in.”

The man says, “Yeah, I know.. this is my costume.”

The bouncer says, “I don’t get it.  What is your costume?”

“I’m a turtle,” says the man, “The girl on my back is Michelle”.

*BONUS… Because I read Beth’s joke on the air on Friday, she wins a free manicure, pedicure, and massage from Total Look School in Cresco!  Wanna be our next winner?  Send me your joke right now:

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