From Beth in Winona:
A guy shows up to a bar for a costume contest. Other than the fact that he is carrying a girl on his back, he isn’t wearing any special outfit and doesn’t appear to be wearing a costume of any sort.
The bouncer at the door says, “Hey man, this is costume party tonight. Gotta have a costume to come in.”
The man says, “Yeah, I know.. this is my costume.”
The bouncer says, “I don’t get it. What is your costume?”
“I’m a turtle,” says the man, “The girl on my back is Michelle”.
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