A blond, a brunette, and a redhead rob a bank. The cops are chasing the women, so they run into an old barn to hide. They find some old gunny sacks, so each woman hides in a sack.
The cops come into the barn and see the bags. They walk up to the first one, the brunette. They kick the bag and is says “meow!”. The cops say, “Oh, there must be cats in this bag.”
They try the next bag, the redhead, and that bag says, “woof!”. The cops say, “Oh, dogs in this one.”
The cops walk up the last bag, the blond, and it says “potatoes?”
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