From Casey in Lansing:
A guy walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. A few moments later, out of nowhere, he hears, “Hey, nice shirt!” The guy looks up a the bartender, who is at the other end of the bar.
Next, he hears, “Hey, nice tie!”
Convinced it was the bartender this time, he looks up… but the bartender is still at the other end of the bar and isn’t even facing in his direction.
“I love your suit!”
Beginning to get frustrated, the guy calls the bartender over to ask him why he keeps talking to him.
“Oh, that’s not me,” says the bartender. “It’s our complimentary peanuts.”
*BONUS… Because I read Casey’s joke on the air on Friday, she wins a free manicure, pedicure, and massage from Total Look School in Cresco! Wanna be our next winner? Send me your joke right now: firstname.lastname@example.org
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