From Marcus in Winona:

A young boy finds a frog.  The frog says, “kiss me and I will turn into a beautiful princess!”

The boy looks at the frog for a moment, then shoves it in his pocket and starts to walk home.

“Hey,” exclaimed the frog, “how come you didn’t kiss me?!”

“Sorry,” said the boy, “I’d much rather have a talking from instead of a princess.” 

 

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