From Sam in Onalaska:

Pat and Murphy were out fishing when their boat motor died.  
After two days and drifting miles from the coast, they find a bottle in the water.
Pat rubs the bottle and a genie poofs out.

“I will grant you one wish,” says the genie.
Without a thought, Pat says, “I wish to turn the sea into Guinness.”
The genie says, “Your wish is my command,” and the sea turns into Guinness.
Murphy yells at Pat, “You fool! Now, we’ll have to pee in the boat!”

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