NEW YORK FAMILY DEALS WITH RACCOON “PORCH PIRATE”

A mischievous raccoon in Plattsburgh has gone viral after being caught red-pawed stealing a package worth $93 in pet food. The package, a Chewy return, had been placed in a bin for FedEx pickup when the masked bandit struck. Security footage shared by the homeowner shows the raccoon swooping in, grabbing the goods, and making a clean getaway.

Fortunately, Chewy showed some serious customer service, refunding the full amount after learning about the furry thief. But this wasn’t a one-time heist. The homeowner says the raccoon has returned multiple nights since, checking the bin like a seasoned porch pirate looking for its next score.

The clip has sparked plenty of laughs online, with viewers dubbing the raccoon a natural criminal mastermind. With its signature “mask,” this little bandit has proven it’s more than just a backyard nuisance—it’s a true package snatcher on the prowl.