RICH NERD FIGHT!

As ridiculous as it sounds, this Mark Zuckerberg / Elon Musk fight might really happen. UFC boss Dana White says he talked to both of them, and they’re, quote, “absolutely dead serious” about it.  And not surprisingly, he’s more than willing to make it happen. He says it’ll easily be the biggest fight of all time, with a pay-per-view cost of $100.  And both guys seem willing to donate whatever they make to charity. We all know Zuckerberg is a pretty serious student of jiu-jitsu.  But Dana says that Elon told him he’s done some martial arts, too . . . and he also got into, quote, “plenty of fights growing up in South Africa.”