ONE OF FAMOUS CONJOINED TWINS IS MARRIED

Remember Abby and Brittany Hensel, the conjoined twins?  They’re two separate people, but they share a torso, a bloodstream, and all organs below the waist. Abby controls the right arm and leg, and Brittany controls the left. Well, it turns out that Abby is MARRIED.  She got hitched to an Army vet named Josh Bowling back in 2021. There’s video from their wedding that shows Josh dancing with them, but he’s only kissing Abby. Abby and Brittany are 34, and currently work as fifth-grade teachers in their home state of Minnesota. Abby is already a stepmom, because Josh has a daughter from a previous relationship. I’m assuming every media outlet on Earth has reached out to Abby, Brittany, and Josh for comment, but so far they haven’t responded.